kaiserneko:

tentacuddles:

vinnytron:

bodygo:

decided to burn some calories today

im dying

wow going a little far trying to prove your burgers are fire grilled aren’t you

The person I reblogged this from has a blog worth to follow.

Watch as no one reblogs this from me.

into-the-snogbox:

pingustolemysanity:

imagine-your-fav-character:

Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world

Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week

But it would be a bloody brilliant week

internetexplorers:

internetexplorers:

having a crush on someone who is dead set on not dating is probably the most annoying thing ever

having a crush on someone who is dead sucks too

missuscarlikins:

Dearest followers

I know I don’t greet you anymore because I am a lazy ass, but you should know every time I see that little number go up I smile.

So thank you for clicking follow even though I’m a ball of issues.

Sincerely,
Me

pizzaforpresident:

rule 1: never buy clothes modeled on a cool black guy

thumbcramps:

i can explain

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

doorknoblicking:

goldenclitoris:

rare endangerd species

is everyone here on drugs

magicalnaturetour:

Evil Grin by ~Khevyel

potato-tots:

missingeharmony:

potato-tots:

potato-tots:

what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?

a pastatute

how many people unfollowed you because of this

20